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In the end.

" When your eyeliner is on point, your life is on point. "

- Confucius 479 BCE (via cobie-smulders)

(Source: cabronsita)

african-fairy:

theres always that one weak bitch in the group that isn’t down with murder

thekingofyou: elmomania911: pocket-full-of-cher: queensarahjean: icaruses: This man is just like traumatized for life like- He has to go into counseling for this shit  His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated “Henry we talked about this-“ “HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS” “Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“ “I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“ “If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“ “A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER” He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again. His life has been defined by this moment. This poor guy  reblogging for the flawless commentary i defenately can’t stop laughing and i’m sick for god sake. Reblogging purely for the commentary because I am dying from laughter!
This minus the words is my screen saver lol
Lmao
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